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This world is not my home I'm just a'passing through
My treasures are laid up somewhere beyond the blue The angels beckon me from heaven's open door And I can't feel at home in this world anymore |
I stopped posting a few months ago because it just got STUPID out there, and every time I looked for something to write about there was Beth Moore staring me in the face. If that Sneaky Squid that Jennifer LeClair is schlepping is still around, its face would resemble Beth Moore and it would be a staff writer at Christianity Today Astray. That's my imaging, you can picture it however you want.
Believe me, it's hard to write when a sneaky 10 armed squid spirit with the face of a Journey groupie is entrancing the women of your church.
Life here on the Northern Colorado prairie has gotten pretty quiet in the past couple of months, Mrs. WideAwakeChristian and I were planning to relocate because it's getting horribly expensive to live here because of the influx of economic refugees pouring in from California, then the virus hit the fan and everything stopped. I've been spending time every day on my treadmill, and every day it gets easier and easier. I've logged over 250 miles on my machine since New Years Day and my doctors are thrilled with my progress. I just saw Dr. Chicago and next week I see Dr. Awesome, and they both are thrilled with my progress. It truly is a blessing in these days of turmoil to turn off the fake news and go for a walk, or get on your treadmill, or get on your bike, and spend some alone time with God.
I'm not saying that Mr Pope is unhinged, or a pagan or something like that, I'm just saying that Pope Francis came up with an unhinged, pagan reasoning for the Chinese Virus
... then he asks a dead lady to do away with the Chinese Virus
We know that Mr. Pope is isolated and ignorant of what is really going on in the world, or is he?
... then he asks a dead lady to do away with the Chinese Virus
We know that Mr. Pope is isolated and ignorant of what is really going on in the world, or is he?
Questionable poll: 8 out of 10 Pastors say current events are a sign of Jesus' return (Editor's note: the only true sign of Jesus' return is (believe it or not) Jesus' return.)
How many of these prayer searches include "Giving thanks for the Chinese Virus" as we are instructed to do by Jesus
A Virginia pastor who criticized the “mass hysteria” surrounding the Chinese virus pandemic has died of the Chinese virus pandemic
But where will they be turning in a couple of months?
The governor of Texas understands, and he understands the first amendment too
The governor of Colorado was educated, and now he understand the first amendment too
Michael Brown may not be Charismatic or NAR, but he IS an enabler for them
My little church of Bereans is part of this 93%, but we haven't stopped meeting, not one little bit!
If heresy and mocking God were a criminal act, Rodney Howard Brown would have been tossed in a cell decades ago, instead he gets his comeuppance for endangering his flock
Christian arrested for "Preaching While Social Distancing"
Entire church building arrested for possible China Virus panic infraction
Reason #101 that I need to leave Colorado - my local police arrest a man for playing with his daughter in an empty park. The City of Brighton doesn't need a Chinese Virus to do dumb things
Why do some pastors commit fornication? According to Benny Hinn It's God's Fault (I bet Bill Clinton wishes he came up with that one)
God is using this pandemic to tear down idols and strengthen relationships with Christ - Hulk Hogan said that. Really! The professional wrestler Hulk Hogan! God really does work in mysterious ways
5.7 magnitude earthquake shook Salt Lake City and caused Moroni atop the LDS Temple to drop his
And leave it to the Babylon Bee to cut through the gloom and doom and surpass the Lame Stream Media by reporting on a shining light of no greater love
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