Paula White - Satanic Mistress

"Pastor" Paula White
showing off new clerical robes?

17 Now I urge you, brethren, keep your eye on those who cause dissensions and hindrances contrary to the teaching which you learned, and turn away from them. 18 For such men are slaves, not of our Lord Christ but of their own appetites; and by their smooth and flattering speech they deceive the hearts of the unsuspecting. (Romans 16:17-18)

Let me say this out at the beginning of the article so you are not shocked by the conclusions I raise: in my personal opinion I believe that Paula White is one of the most dangerous agent provocateurs that Satan has inserted into Jesus' church here on earth. 

For those not familiar with that term, be careful when looking up agent provocateur, there is a scanty woman's lingerie line by the same name. We should always be good Bereans and look up everything we are not already familiar with but sometimes there are traps. According to dictionary.com an agent provocateur is "a secret agent hired to incite suspected persons to some illegal action, outbreak, etc., that will make them liable to punishment"

Twice amicably divorced "Pastor" Paula White is now on husband #3, rock keyboardist for the glam band Journey Jonathan Cain who asked "Pastor" Paula to marry him on the same day his third divorce was finalized. If you question why I put the word Pastor in quotations when in conjunction with this woman it is because she doesn't fit the biblical requirements of being a pastor.

6 namely, if any man is above reproach, the husband of one wife, having children who believe, not accused of dissipation or rebellion. 7 For the overseer must be above reproach as God’s steward, not self-willed, not quick-tempered, not addicted to wine, not pugnacious, not fond of sordid gain (Titus 1:6-7)

2 An overseer, then, must be above reproach, the husband of one wife, temperate, prudent, respectable, hospitable, able to teach, 3 not addicted to wine or pugnacious, but gentle, peaceable, free from the love of money. (1 Timothy 3:2-3)

Both of these verses describe the qualifications of the overseer of a congregation, the Pastor. Both of these verses require the overseer to be the husband of one wife. I have heard of more than one godly man who stepped down from the pulpit when his wife died because he no longer fulfilled these qualifications of a pastor. Does "Pastor" White fulfill the biblical qualification of a pastor? If you look carefully at the attached photo, she doesn't look much like a husband, and being the mother of one son, I think am safe in assuming that she truly is a woman, but these days you never know...

Currently many people who have assigned themselves the title of Christian deny that being a man is truly a requirement for being a pastor because it was written a long time ago. Times were different then. Men were different then. It was Paul writing these things. Their list of excuses for ignoring God's word goes on, but to them I say "I'm not God's editor, I'm his bond slave. I don't have the holiness to pick and choose which verses I wish to obey and those that I choose to ignore. It's all God's word to me." And then I would ask that person "What qualifies you to edit the word of God?"

My personal example - I used to LOVE castigating Barrack Hussein Obama, I called him out for every single lie, broken promise, and inconsistency, and believe me brother and sisters, those eight years were filled with them. Then I re-read Romans 13:1-3... ooops. My assessment of President Obama's abuses of power and incompetence stopped dead. I tried to keep in mind Romans 13 when ever news of his lies and double dealings arose and I kept it to myself and I prayed for this nation. (Now that he's no longer leader of anything but a fat bank account and 14 acres of prime real estate on Martha's Vineyard those verses no longer apply and now it is President Trump who was chosen by God to lead us)

But it's not just the fact that Paula is usurping a position that she's not physically qualified for, she's not theologically qualified for pastoral leadership either. Check out the last requirements of both verses: not fond of sordid gain and free from the love of money. The love of money is practically all she teaches. Check out this video where she savagely twists scripture into knots like a dishrag to justify her slavering adoration of money. 

You only have to watch the first 2 minutes of the video, but let's start with the opening dialogue which starts with her denying that Jesus is the only begotten son of God. Her bloviation on this subject proves that she fails to understand, or wants us to ignore John 3:16, John 3:18, John 1:14, Hebrews 11:17, and especially Galatians 4:4-5 that all clearly and categorically states that Jesus is God's only begotten son. When she said “Jesus is not the only begotten Son of God … He is the first fruit.” she is both denying His deity and affirming it at the same time - no wonder why she denies saying this. I would deny saying it too, it's breathtakingly ignorant but she still said it and she refuses to repent.

Claiming that he is the first fruit states that he is a created being, dropping him down to our level. but claiming that we are begotten sons raises us above Him. She either denied the Trinity or went full LDS and elevated us to Godhood. And  the schlemiel across the table from her is leading her on, egging her on, getting her to agree without a thought in her head that we mere human beings are begotten sons making us little Gods too. This teaching ,my dear readers, is Satanic. This goes back to the first time Satan had interactions with human beings:

4 The serpent said to the woman, “You surely will not die! 5 For God knows that in the day you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.” (Genesis 3:4-5) (emphasis mine)

And Eve fell for it, and then she convinced Adam this was a good idea too, and this is another reason why Paul states that women are not part of the theological process except when teaching other women. And you saw Paula White agreeing with what any true pastor would know is wrong: it was settled in the year 381 in the Council of Nicea, from which comes a creed that Paula says she believes in, which in part which says

Begotten, not made,

Being of one substance with the Father,

By whom all things were made;

This is a 1,638 year old orthodoxy that all Christian faiths are based upon, and "Pastor" White clearly does not understand what she is talking about. Or maybe she does understand. Gibberish claiming that we, we pathetic sinners, are begotten is nothing more than Satan's lure. It's a lure because it sounds so good, because it makes us sound powerful, like a theological Green Lantern* all we have to do is say the right words and we're suddenly Super Powerful.

The truth is that we are NOT begotten sons of God;

He predestined us to adoption as sons through Jesus Christ to Himself, according to the kind intention of His will (Ephesians 1:5)

Adopted sons are not the same as a begotten son and "Pastor" Paula claimed over and over again in that video clip that Jesus is merely the first fruit, a created being, and saying this she strips away his deity making him just a guy, and saying that we are the begotten ones bestows a deity on us that is only God's to bestow. That is a false doctrine straight from the pits of hell.

Many of "Pastor" Paula's apologists insist that the main accusations against "Pastor" Paula are secondary in nature and need not be considered when viewing her over all. I'm not sure what they are considering what is secondary - Maybe claiming to be a pastor when by the word of God, she is not qualified? Maybe her multiple marriages? Her affair with Benny Hinn? Maybe it's the fact that although she says she rejects the prosperity gospel, you saw her in the video with her made up Crown of Thorns = Money For All miracle. "God wants his children living voluptuously" I don't think they know what that word means or maybe they're counting on you thinking there's an alternate attractive meaning. The average person may think voluptuously is about sex, because it is.

Paula White's ministry is a money sucking Christian flavored scam lead by a bottle blond con artist. In a July 2014 news letter to her flock of minions she declared that God had shown her that "this is a season of victory for His people." and that "a seed of $229 in accordance with 1 Chronicles 22:9 is a breakthrough seed for the month of July"

Someone please tell me what the birth of Solomon has to do with $229, no wait, better yet - if you send me $249 I will tell you exactly what $229 has to do with the both books; first and second Chronicles. That's quite a deal, act now! This offer won't last! but back to "Pastor" Paula. Her letter continues all in caps: "JULY IS PROPHETICALLY DESIGNATED FOR VICTORY OVER ENEMIES FOR THOSE WHO ALIGN THEMSELVES WITH ME IN THIS SEASON! DO NOT HESITATE!"

So she set up an Us vs Them scenario, and your cash donation of $229 will insure victory over the enemies of "Pastor" Paula and you. Jesus taught us to love those that disagree with us, to share the gospel with them, to make disciples of them so we can share the glory of God with them in eternity. When Paula White demands victory over her enemies, this is the exact opposite of Christ's teaching, so logically her enemies are followers of Christ - Christians.

Children, it is the last hour; and just as you heard that antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists have appeared; from this we know that it is the last hour. (1 John 2:18)

"Pastor" Paula finishes her newsletter with a dire threat to her minions: "Do not hesitate to follow a prophetic instruction!" I suppose just to let them know who is really in charge.

The sale of victory bonds over the followers of Christ for $229 just whet her appetite for squeezing strangely exact amounts of hard earned cash out of her minion's wallets. She chose Easter Sunday 2016 to demand a ransom for the gift of life that God so freely gives through His grace. On the day we celebrate our Savior's victory over death, Paula White offered her followers an Easter Sunday deliverance from a spiritual death sentence for a $1,144 "resurrection seed" which she says was set by God. She claimed that if her minions sewed the seed of $1,144.00 into her pocket, then God would grant them "resurrection life" through "Pastor" Paula. All her minions had to do is sow the seed and have faith, and deliverance would come.

According to "Pastor" Paula the amount was set by God and He was very specific that the amount of the bribe seed be set at $1,144.00 because it's based on John 11:44. In that verse Lazarus came out of the tomb after Jesus resurrected him from death (for free). I assume it was for free, there was no talk of money changing hands in John 11:44 But Wait! In this verse Jesus tells the witnesses to take the cloth off of Lazarus face And If You Act Now with your resurrection seed money you can receive a Paula White Anointed Handkerchief Prayer Cloth that she prayed at/over/near.

She claimed that these were very special prayer cloths that could possible cause special miracles, signs and wonders. (Really - she actually said that)

Then Paula lets you in on a very special deal, if you can't afford $1,144.00, she can sneak you in for $144.00 and if that's too much she'll let you by with $44.00 (ssshhh - don't tell God, he was very specific about the price)

Paula's prosperity theology, also referred to as the prosperity gospel, the health and wealth gospel, the gospel of success, or seed faith, is based on a perversion of John 10:10

The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly.

The prosperity gospel advocates tells their minions that Jesus is promising them all the good things in life, money, a new car, a nice house... Jesus is the Genie and you don't even have to rub the lamp, all you have to do to get is to give your money. (so the pastor can have the money, a new car, a nice house) This is a shallow and soulless misinterpretation of one of Jesus most loving promises. He is not promising material wealth he is promising joy, peace, the society of the blessed, and all those exalted means of felicity which are prepared for us in the world of glory. He is promising life eternal beyond our comprehension. The word translated to "abundantly" is perissos (περισσός) means over and above, more than is necessary, something beyond comprehension. And what is He giving? Not stuff, but life.

So what does the bible say about amassing material wealth? Here's the top three bible verses that shore up the Prosperity Gospel's claim that God wants you to be rich:

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There aren't any.

God wants you to be free from material entanglements

19 “Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20 But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys, and where thieves do not break in or steal; 21 for where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. (Matthew 6:19-21)

Make sure that your character is free from the love of money, being content with what you have; for He Himself has said, “I will never desert you, nor will I ever forsake you,” (Hebrews 13:5)

No one can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and wealth. (Matthew 6:24) (emphasis mine)

7 For we have brought nothing into the world, so we cannot take anything out of it either. 8 If we have food and covering, with these we shall be content. 9 But those who want to get rich fall into temptation and a snare and many foolish and harmful desires which plunge men into ruin and destruction. 10 For the love of money is a root of all sorts of evil, and some by longing for it have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs. (1 Timothy 6:7-10)

You want more? How about Proverbs 11:28, Luke 12:15, Luke 12:33, Matthew 6:25-32, the list is quite extensive. While our Lord Jesus Christ is telling us that the love of wealth is dangerous to our salvation, prosperity antichrists like T.D. Jakes, Steven Furtick, Joel Osteen and "Pastor" Paula are arguing that the bible is wrong - give me money and I'll see to it that God makes you rich.

Even though Paula follows Satan's plan to the letter by setting up divisions between the brothers and by denying the true Gospel, she claims to be under attack from Satan. Here she speaks about a "demonic timeline" that was attempting to kill her through an IV drip in foot surgery. The ol' Death By Podiatry scenario.

You may wonder which seminary graduated "Pastor" Paula with her nonsense and her antichrist prosperity gospels and the answer is: none. Her highest level of education is a high school diploma, so it's unknown if she ever opened a bible other than to pick a chapter and verse number for her next seed money demand. In truth "Pastor" Paula is actually "Prophetess" Paula. She has always considered herself a prophet. She claimed to have received a vision from God shortly after her conversion:

"When I was just eighteen years old, the Lord gave me a vision that every time I opened my mouth and declared the Word of the Lord, there was a manifestation of His Spirit where people were either healed, delivered, or saved. When I shut my mouth, they fell off into utter darkness and God spoke to me and said 'I called you to preach the gospel.'" (source "Mavericks" Lee, Shayne; Sinitiere, Phillip Luke (2009) pp 107–128.)

And now she's an apostle. It's a crown that she was reluctant to wear but her god convinced her to wear it. Her apostleship is founded on the heresy that the office of the Apostolate has been revived in latter times - why? how? pretty much because C. Peter Wagner and his associates decided it to be. Apostles walk the earth now just like in the days of the 1st Century church because money. (An apostle can probably get more for a speaking engagement than a lowly doctor or pastor) It is closely associated with the prosperity gospel and Dominionism, the belief that God requires Christians to take over the “seven mountains of culture” to hasten Jesus’ return to Earth. Because the supreme being who created Everything needs our help to do anything, right?

Apostle Paula turned her church New Destiny Christian Center over to her son and changed its name to City of Destiny (possibly changing the name to keep a legal right to past residual revenue of the church body) Her son is now the overseer and she is now the overoverseer... I mean the overseer overseer... or maybe the head overseer or maybe the OWIC (Overseer What's In Charge) as long as there's a dollar amount attached, she'll figure it out. 

She wants to expand City of Destiny planting 3.000 new churches. So let's run the numbers: if she comes up with another seed money scam based on John 14:2, for only $142 you can lease a room in God's mansion, and we can get as little as 1000 people per church to pony up the seed money that's 3,000 x 1,000 x $142 for a potential pot of $426 million dollars. And of course, an Apostle is entitled to the lion's share

Fun Fact: In 2006 Paula White bought a $3.5 million dollar condo in the Trump Tower. Pretty handy thing for a "Pastor" in Florida to have.

I saved the worst for last. The reason why I call Paula White the Satanic Mistress. She truly is doing Satan's work here on earth, she's counting on the greed and the ignorance of her minions to lead them to hell and make money while she does it. Paula White made the following statement on TBN on 10/30/07 from a women's convention in Orlando, FL.

"Anyone who tells you to deny your self is from Satan."

The crowd leapt to their feet in thunderous cheers and applause. Would they have applauded the man who gladly died for their salvation when he said:

Then Jesus said to His disciples, "If anyone wishes to come after Me, he must deny himself, and take up his cross and follow Me. (Matthew 16:24)

 We've been warned

1 But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will also be false teachers among you, who will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing swift destruction upon themselves. 2 Many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of the truth will be maligned; 3 and in their greed they will exploit you with false words; their judgment from long ago is not idle, and their destruction is not asleep. (2 Peter 2:1-3)

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*I really like that movie