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Thursday, August 8, 2019

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This world is not my home I'm just a'passing through
My treasures are laid up somewhere beyond the blue
The angels beckon me from heaven's open door
And I can't feel at home in this world anymore
Oh lord you know I have no friend like you
If heaven's not my home then lord what will I do
The angels beckon me from heaven's open door
And I can't feel at home in this world anymore
When will I tire of posting Beth Moore's nonsense? I tired of that weeks ago, but she won't let up, it's almost like every time she opens her mouth she's telling us WatchBloggers "Here! I dare you to show the world that I'm daffy." What is with that girl?

A dance video making the round on social media celebrating homosexual orgasm shows two scantily clad men performing a homoerotic dance in the magnificent sanctuary of Saint Peter Apostle Church in Montreal

Not Satire:* While relentlessly promoting Blood Moon prophecies, Charisma Mag tells witches not to rely on lunar events

The sugar-daddy of woke evangelicalism might be in trouble with federal prosecutors for corruption and the unauthorized diversion of campaign dollars

The leaders of an evangelical ministry based in Montana have resigned following allegations of abuse and misappropriation of funds earmarked to help feed impoverished children.

"If you choose not to tithe, God says you live under a financial curse. He shuts prosperity off as an option for you. I did not say that the Bible says that." - John Hagee (my favorite moon man)

Man says he smokes THC to prepare for Jesus’ return

Whole Foods, a retailer that once promoted purity, is sponsoring 'Drag Queen Story Hour'

A pro-paedophile group attempted to infiltrate a pride parade in Amsterdam

The ostentatious display of the mind numbing wealth acquired by the prophets of prosperity is becoming a social media fad

Pastor seeks $100M to build global media platform to navigate End Times

Apple News bans Christian website LifeSite without warning: Apple claims that LifeSite ‘shows intolerance’

Woke shooters

Gunmen kill Nigerian pastor and abduct his wife

Religion of Peace Update #1: Muslim Agerian forces close and seal Christian church during worship service

Religion of Peace Update #2: Muslims target Christians in Nigerian Plateau province

Religion of Peace Update #3: Muslim Boko Haram attacks a Christian village, cut off women's ears

China re-writes children's classic stories removing references to the bible, Christ, and God

Former Christian Josh Harris renounced his wife, renounced his faith, renounced his past, denied his savior, and is now marching in an LGBTQ parade. More announcements to come?

NYC pastor accused of stealing $631K from charities to pay for vacations, bar tabs

Twitter locked the account for Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell for the sin of publishing the death threats he received from Democrats

I understand Rosanna, you're starting to disgust me too

A local motivational speaker is still confusedly referring to himself as a “pastor,” despite refusing to proclaim the gospel, so sayeth The Bee

*Just in case Snopes thinks this article is from the Babylon Bee



2 comments:

  1. The link in your second paragraph is no longer there.

    Beth Moore never stops giving apologists ammunition against her. She is a false-teaching narcissist.

    The wolves are multiplying.

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    1. Arrr, ye be right matie, has the plan to hoist Beth Moore's heretical teachings upon the gibbet been scuttled? Or did the godly seadog's seabag be filled with enough coppers to bring him to aide Miss Moore and bring her closer to the one true God?

      Either way the offending paragraph has been removed.

      And yes, the wolves are circling

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