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Friday, August 23, 2019

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This world is not my home I'm just a'passing through
My treasures are laid up somewhere beyond the blue
The angels beckon me from heaven's open door
And I can't feel at home in this world anymore
You all remember Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib's botched trip to Israel. "I just wanted to see my Grandmother!" Rashida sobbed. The lame stream media made this sound like a congressional junket but suddenly Israel put restrictions on Tlaib only allowing her to see her grandmother. Talib balked at those restrictions and cancelled the trip.

Some of the more humorous bits was that it wasn't a congressional junket, it was just Ilhan and Rashida, and it wasn't Israel who put the restrictions on Rashida, it was Rashida who told Israel in a letter that she was just going to see her grandmother. Israel then made it public that Rashida was only going to see her grandmother, whereby Rashida got angry and said something to the effect of 'if I can only see my grandmother, I'm not going.' However the unfunniest part comes when you realize that the entire trip was sponsored by the terrorist sympathizing organization Miftah, the Palestinian Initiative for the Promotion of Global Dialogue & Democracy Now Miss Tlaib is comparing Israel with Nazi Germany, maybe I should risk upsetting Mrs. Tlaib and let her in on the truth: her anger is misdirected

Has the art of self worship reached it's zenith? Or is this just a stepping stone to a Mormonesque "I Am A God!" theater of damnation?

Why was it necessary for God to die for our sins? I'm sure many readers here know, but here is a well thought out outline

Iceland murders babies but worships a block of ice

Top 10 False Teachers that you will find in Evangelical churches


Four companies that have placed Bible verses on their products

The mass shooting that the main stream media is ignoring

Is preparing for an assault on your church distracting you from worshiping Christ?

Christian church revokes membership of married lesbians. Lesbians are like "whatever"

No greater mischief can happen to a Christian people, than to have God’s word taken from them

Roman Catholic priest arrested for stealing $100,000 to pay for Grindr hookups

Bethel Church embraces and affirms “Gay Christianity”

SBC chooses gay-affirming pastor as 2020 conference president

Good News! Tullian Tchividjian and James MacDonald have cleared themselves of all wrong doing and are headed back to a pulpit near you - break out them checkbooks!

The ERLC follows a feminist lesbian enamored with Identity Politics over the edge

Todd White is as bad at math as he is at theology (5:08 video)

Q: What is the difference between blasphemer Todd White and blasphemer Kenneth Copeland?
A: About a billion dollars

SBC leader gets together with a couple of IHOP fellows to explain why false teaching is okey dokey

Bereans of Berea KY argue over a Berean praying at the Berea city council meetings

Recent archaeological findings show that the Babylonian destruction of Jerusalem happened just as the bible describes it

Pastor left for dead in India, but his persecutors were in for a surprise from God

Priest escapes unhurt after Nigerian gunmen open fire on his car in murder attempt 

Barak Hussein Obama who once famously said "At a certain point you've made enough money" just bought a huge chunk of Martha's Vinyard, and he is in line to make more

YES! Finally! A president who gives a damn!

The beasts of Revelation

Ilhan Omar rolls back her support of the Green New Deal #9 From Outer Space because: Israel. It makes sense in a Babylon Bee kind of way. Only thing sillier will be the Snopes Fact Check


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