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Friday, May 22, 2015

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"I walk through this sinful world as a 
pilgrim in a foreign country" - CH Spurgeon
Religion of Peace Update #1 - Saudi Arabia advertised vacancies for eight executioners Tuesday after beheading nearly as many people since the start of the year as it did in the whole of 2014. The article didn't mention it but I think you have to bring your own sword... talk to HR, they'll know.

Religion of Peace Update #2 - Islamist terrorism is caused by Global Climate Change. It's got to be true, the Most Incompetent President In US History says it's true (please ignore the meteorological fact that the planet's temperature hasn't changed since the turn of the century)

I was raised in the Roman Catholic Church, and to be charitable their biblical education, at least in the 1960's & 1970's, was negligible at best. So I look at the ability to remember a multitude of bible verses by my brothers and sisters brought up in the bible with some envy. So when the Eternity Matters blog put up a post about the Scripture Typer bible memory system I was more than interested. Review coming!

Religion of Papism update: Mr. Pope has decided that running the monolithic RCC isn't enough, he's now decided to be the top power player in Global Politics prying his way into negotiations on every level. Maybe I'm being paranoid but things are starting to look clearer.



Religion of Papism Update #2: Mr. Pope has appointed radically liberal, pro-homosexual Dominican Father Timothy Radcliffe as a consultor for the Pontifical Council for Justice and Peace. Fr. Radcliffe advocates gay pornography, cohabitating with homosexuals, and banning hetrosexual men who espouse biblical beliefs from the priesthood . He also equates gay sex with the Eucharist. It's kind of interesting watching a heretical monolith implode.

A Michigan pastor, who has publicly railed against gay marriage, has resigned from his post after being outed by the gay and lesbian entertainment website Queerty.

The Most Incompetent President In US History is now telling churches how to conduct themselves. Barack Hussein Obama criticized churches for how they focusing on "divisive issues" such as the bible, and protecting life, and preserving marriage. He promised that churches would gain more followers if they embraced the “powerful” idea of helping those in poverty. We know how his promises go, the only one kept was when he promised to play more golf that Tiger Woods (He didn't say that? He should have, it's one promise he would have kept)  "My record at creating jobs to lift people out of poverty is horrible, so I need you to cover for me."

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse...

When the gaystapo shut down Miracle Pizza in Indiana through deceit, lies, innuendo and journalistic malfeasance. the Christians of the US went to Go Fund Me and raised nearly a million dollars to help fund the stricken family. However the gaystapo has turned on Go Fund Me and immediately shuts down any attempt to help persons under attack by gay stormtroopers. Samaritans Purse, God bless them, is now there to help American Christians who are being persecuted and prosecuted for their faith.

The media is overjoyed and squealing in delight to report that Americans are leaving Christianity in droves. What they refuse to report is that the close ties between liberalism and mainline Protestants (such as PCUSA) have led many of their members to walk out the door. Our kids aren't stupid, they see the heretical, unbiblical antics of the Emergent liberal church and they leave in disgust. Who can blame them? It's our fault for allowing the nonsense of the liberal death cult to poison God's pure doctrine



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